How many posts can one 'blogger write on one fucking video game? Stay tuned to find out.

Fucking Guys Are Stupid!

I just saw perhaps the stupides thing I've ever seen (I don't think this is hyperbole either) in a forum on DOA:Ultimate. I was looking around to see if I could find a listing for all of the costumes or everyone and I got to this thread in which somebody was asking if Ayane was 16-yo in this game and legal in DOA3...

YOU'RE CONTEMPLATING THE THEORETICAL LEGALITY OF A FICTIONAL, PIXILIZED, VIDEO GAME CHARACTER! LOOK, SHE'S HOT! SPANK IT! NO NEED TO FEEL ASHAMED (WELL, YOU PROBABLY SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED OF YOUR INTELLECT), YOU LOSER! HELL IF SHE WAS THEORETICALLY FOUR IT WOULDN'T EVEN MATTER! EVEN IF SHE LOOKED FOUR, SHE'S NOT REAL!

New Game Title

DOA: Something You'll Never See in Real Life

(That something would be hot chicks cosplaying.)

Costumes: A Message Primarily fo One

Every time you beat story mode you get a new costume, if you stop getting costumes, increase the level of difficulty. For Hitomi and Bayman you have to do the same thing only on time attack. 20 costumes confirmed for Ayane, Kasumi and Leifang, 16 confirmed for Tina.

For Hitomi, 7 is the sailor schoolgirl outfit. Took me about 25-minutes to get it this morning before work. Still haven't gotten the bloomers yet.

So I finally picked up DOA: Ultimate on my lunch break today. I haven't gotten to play it yet, but I already have a proposed alternate title (in addition to BLM's DOA: Prettier and DOA: Total Bullshit of course).

DOA: Fuck! I want to go home.

I really like Fez and all, but how does that guy do it? Seriously, how? I mean he's decent looking, but first Mandy Moore and now Lindsay Lohan... Hey, I just realized, he seems to nail just recently legal girls (probably nailed them before they were legal too)...

Ok, I get it now, Wilmer Valderrama is God.

Ok, this, this and this.

So I found this webcomic over at the Combustible Orange site. It's easy, stupid and really fucking funny. So far this is my favorite.

I Dream of Jeannie

I like stuff.

Hitomi in a Sailor School Uniform with Tights.

Alright, it looks like a release date sort of nailed down. So if all goes well next Tuesday I will be getting in some tag team action with BLM while we're both sitting on our own respective couches. A couple comments/observations:

Using the DOA Extreme Beach Titty War graphics engine... nice.

The update on 2 seems to have a lot more costumes, including swimsuits. I wonder if you can import suits from Extreme Barbie Doll Dress-Up? Probably a pipe dream, but that would be pretty fucking neat. Also, there are these two costumes... yeah.

Best Joke I've Heard This week

What's the best part about fucking twenty-three year olds?

There's twenty of them.

I don't remember any doves in He-Man.

That's About Right

Disorder	Rating
Paranoid:	Moderate
Schizoid:	Moderate
Schizotypal:	Low
Antisocial:	High
Borderline:	Low
Histrionic:	Moderate
Narcissistic:	Moderate
Avoidant:	Low
Dependent:	Low
Obsessive-Compulsive:	High
-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It All! --

I don't know about the Schizoid part though. I'm not an emotionless bastard. I should probably be a little higher on the avoidant, though. Yep, I'm fucT.

(Also, check out the edit I made on the link to the test. Glug.)