Get ready butt-punchers! July 26th Dane Cook's new 2xCD/DVD experience, Retaliation finally comes out. Sweet.

Danger Mouse? I fucking love Danger Mouse!

It's always good when Gabe and Tycho show up (probably unwittingly) in a Combustible Orange Strip.

So over at Bob and David's site they let Patton Oswalt do his thing in which this kid Erik Blevins keeps sending him these horrible movie scripts. It's pretty funny, especially the titles of these pieces of crap (Napoleon: Fighter of History, SLADE RIPFIRE: Burning Explosion of Hell-Fire and Justice, etc.).

Anyway, here's "Erik's" treatment of the most recent Star Wars flicks. Pretty funny for the most part. Basically, someone really hates Jar Jar. Also, I really like the closing credits song for Episode 3 (if you don't want to read the whole thing, just jump to the last page).

I'm really sick of "patriotism." You do know that a patriot is someone that bucks the system when it's unfair, right? That is what our founding fathers did.

Anyway, here are a kid and a mom that are done putting up with this shit.

In honor of Danny's return to the 'blogging world, I updated my links and got rid of everything that's no longer updated/stuff that I can't read because it makes my head hurt.

I can't believe that I missed "The Job" coming out on DVD. What the hell is wrong with me!? Arrrrgh!

Ok, now that that's over, the Onion has an interview with Denis Leary this week. In addition the Onion is fucked this week.

We Need A Fourth Law of Robotics: Stop Fingering My Wife

Tokyo Police Quell Dance Dance Revolution

On the "Hey, check it out. This is going to blow ass." watch.