Alright, Antiwang's dead... again.

Update: Apparently they just faked their death for awhile to stir anticipation for their next release... like Tupac.

You Think You Can Fly R.? Jump.

So, on a recommendation and a couple of reviews, I downloaded a copy of the new R. Kelly album TP3 Reloaded and overall, it's about what you'd expect. Mostly bullshit R&B with pretty good production work. Nothing exceptional (well there is the line in the first track "Throw the pussy like Elway")...

Until the last song: A five part over-the-top, melodramatic, bullshit soap opera that is simply beyond everything. I mean it's simultaneously the dumbest and most brilliant piece of songwriting ever. Even if you think everything R. Kelly has ever put out is complete and utter crap, try this track out, just for the humor value. I mean seriously, these are actual lyrics (I couldn't make this up):

And she said please no don't stop
And I said I caught a cramp
And she said please keep on goin
I said my leg is about to crack
Then she cries out
Oh my goodness, I'm about to climax
And I said cool
Climax
Just let go of my leg

And that's just written without all of the context around it. It's a whoile different experience actually hearing it.

Hemp Island: The Game

Let's Go Out to the Movies

Alright, here it is. The movie of the... Ok, well, I really want to see it. 100 comedians telling the same dirty joke, what's better than that?

If you want to know more, here's an article I found with a link to Cartman telling the joke. You probably don't want to watch it as work because of a) typical reasons and b) you may start laughing a little too loud and you probably won't want co-workers asking what you're laughing about.

That's it... oh, wait, AMC is also banning the movie.

Just in case you weren't aware of it, Brit Hume is a fuck.

So I'm torn on this issue. The idealist in me and the realist are both in conflict. First the idealist:

One one hand, I truly do believe that to maintain a free society a free press is a necessity and that press has to be able to guarantee confidentiality for it's sources in order to maintain the free flow of information, especially when that information goes against those in power. If source confidentiality can't be guaranteed, journalistic sources will be few and far between on confidential issues that really matter and the American people will be more clueless than they currently are.

On the other hand I would really like to see that fuck Karl Rove go down for treason (because, that's who did it and that's what divulging a CIA operative's name is).

The realist in me has to throw both of these arguments to the wind though because, you dumb bastard, a) we don't have a free press and b) Karl Rove isn't going to go down for this. So like I said, I don't know where I stand.

So London won the bid for the Olympics in 2012. That's pretty cool, an excuse to go back to London. I know that my sister will be happy (she just got back from studying there for a semester and really wants to go back). Just a few things that I was thinking during the article.

Yup, British food sucks balls. We spent most of our time there eating Thai and Japanese. We did go to a nice restaurant that made "British Food," but it was run by a bunch of French people so the food actually had flavor... so I guess it wasn't really British food. Also there was this really good dessert place that was run by middle-easterners. Really good cheesecake. Anyway, I like the fact that Chirac was willing to say British food sucks to try to put his country ahead and Blair is a pussy for not responding in kind. A good response: "Why don't you fuckers just get it over with and surrender the Olympic bid to us now?"

Americans, fuck you and shut up! This picture makes my day. If we bring up September 11th in order to play on people's pity to try to get our way one more time... fuck us. Also, enought with the fucking whining. Case in point:

"The Olympics would have brought in dollars and would have been a good thing for morale since 9-11."

I'm just tired of this shit. The only time I knid of condoned bring up 9/11 for no real reason was with the press release for the new Ben Folds album saying that it was his first since Sept. 11th 2001. The reason they said that was because that was the release date for Rockin' the Suburbs. I know this, because when fires were raging in the World Trade Center and Pentagon, I was purchasing Rockin' the Suburbs (to some pretty evil looks might I add). I am a prick with a shopping agenda.

Finally, the saddest, but not unexpected, line of the article:

In London, fighter jets trailed red, white and blue smoke - the colors of the British flag - and several thousand shrieked, danced and hugged strangers at Trafalgar Square when news of the city's victory was broadcast via several large video screens.

Ok, I've got a question. Why do they let Uwe Boll keep making movies? I'm serious on this one, he's got to be the worst director ever. Did you people see House of the Dead? I saw half of it and think the man should be tried for crimes against... everything.

I saw that this latest project has a $60M price tag and I'm wondering, who keeps financing this crap? I mean, I'm pretty sure none of his recent movies have recovered their expenses. (I could be wrong, but looking at the Box Office numbers...) So I figured, he must have made something really good at one point that everyone is banking on him repeating, but looking at his IMDB profile, nothin'. I just don't get it.

What the fuck is wrong with German people?