Today's Morning Thoughts

- You think it's a coincidence that the PlayStation Portable has the same acronym as poor sexual performance?

- If someone was telling you about some guy named Emilio Estevez, would you expect him to look like that?

Yeah, so when I heard Chris Noth wanted to come back to Law & Order, I was pissed. That fucker killed Profaci and that pisses me off! Now there's just some no name chump to bring in the food.

But this, this ain't so bad. I don't watch Criminal Intent. Now Chris and Vincent can just be happy to alternate episodes yelling at perps and I don't have to care.

Note to self: Manage to work "fuckbaggy" and "suckmuppet" into more conversations. Especially "suckmuppet."

Yet Another Joke That One Person Will Get

Katrina?

Hey, want to see my dog? 

So I saw this and figured that I'd post on it as this came up in a conversation with BLM fairly recently.

Here's the deal: If you're a male that's not confident in your heterosexuality, it's an action figure, otherwise, it's a doll.

Illegal Dowloading

So I just got a copy of the new Ben Folds single Landed. I bet no one guessed I was going to say this: what a good song! If you want a copy go here. I mean it's pretty typical Ben Folds... but it's Ben Folds. Oh, and don't be a prick. Go out and buy the album when it comes out in April. Also, buy the re-issue of "Whatever and Ever..." when it comes out in March. 7 new tracks. You know you want it.

Also on the Ben Folds track. I found a great quality live show this weekend in shn format (so no quality loss). If you've ever wanted to hear Ben cover Wham's Careless Whisper go here.

Also, I'm in the process of downloading the first of the Kevin Smith episodes of Degrassi: TNG which should be pretty good. I may or may not let you know what I think after I take a watch. If you want to judge for yourself, here's a link to the torrent.